
I am giving most of my furniture to my sons and am getting rid of the rest of it because I am tired of moving it around the country. I have moved over 30 times in my life and it's getting old. But now I will need to get a few new items when I move. So I went furniture shopping today, just to get an idea of what's out there and how much everything costs. I know that I want to keep things contemporary and low key...clean lines and no frills. I took my camera with me and took some shots of what I saw today.
I started out with neutral colors. I liked this one but wasn't too sure about the padded covering over the arms. I think I'd like a cleaner look.





What about this one?? A couch playground. I love the thought of young children throwing those ball pillows all over the house. And I think you could probably end up losing a couple of those children in those cracks between the sections.

"Honey, have you seen Timmy lately??"
"No, dear, I thought you were watching him."
"Well, I thought I heard some muffled screams earlier...oh, my God...the couch!"
Parents with young children should probably think twice about this choice.
So then we get into different sofa colors. What do you think about the red family? I think it looks nice, but is it something you could get tired of?
I've never had a red couch before.
This one is WAY too fancy for me...don't like all the scroll work in the wood.
And red...in leather. Hmmm...kind of looks like it belongs in a bus or train depot...or a doctor's office.
And here we have some in green. I actually thought they were very nice. And they were very comfortable. I showed them to Jared. He said, "It's a nice couch...but it's green."
So then we get into different sofa colors. What do you think about the red family? I think it looks nice, but is it something you could get tired of?




"It's nice too. But it's green," he said.
"Mom...it looks like baby shit."
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! The wretched RECLINER!!!! I freaking HATE recliners! It's definitely a GUY thing.

Why can't a guy lounge in something that's more aesthetic...like this, for cryin' out Pete's sake?? Why is it that he has to be in something that's either overstuffed leather/vinyl or overstuffed tacky which kicks out enabling him to put his feet up and snore so that he can be heard down the street??
Now this, on the other hand, would be a nice alternative. Doesn't this look comfortable? When I first took the picture, I thought, "No way, Jose." But then when I looked at the photo later, I didn't think it was so bad. Even Jared thought it looked pretty comfortable. I'm not so sure about the color, but that's a chair where you sit down to watch TV and 5 minutes later, you've forgotten all about TV. (And I still think it looks better than an ugly recliner...yuck.)
A Route 66 alternative. I love traveling down Route 66 myself, but don't want to put it on my furniture...
And I found this one in three out of the five stores I visited today. Must be a new trend. I sat in it and didn't feel comfortable. You lean way back and your legs just kind of stick out in front. Jared said he thinks you should curl up on it...but either way, the back isn't high enough to give you any support, so it's just kind of a waste of furniture...and waste of space.
Then there are the animal fabrics...
And another waste of space. Makes you want to tell someone to bring you grapes and palm fronds to fan you with. You gotta have some major space to put these items in your home.
Here's my new dining room set...
Hahaha! I kid. I generally don't entertain a dozen people formally.
But it would have gone along well with the bed I chose...

Hahahaha! I kid again.
My bedroom choices were more along the lines of these (not including the bed linens)...


But, then again, when I saw this chair at the last place I checked out, I thought...maybe the castle look would actually work out. I could put these in the entry way after you cross over the moat.







But it would have gone along well with the bed I chose...

Hahahaha! I kid again.
My bedroom choices were more along the lines of these (not including the bed linens)...




Oh, darn...they had "sold" signs on them. I'll have to keep looking.
And I've left this for last. The ultimate wine bottle holder. Now I ask you...is anyone who appreciates a good bottle of wine going to want that bottle holder? And is anyone who appreciates that bottle holder (especially at $29.00) going to want a good bottle of wine? I think not.
But you just never know...
And I've left this for last. The ultimate wine bottle holder. Now I ask you...is anyone who appreciates a good bottle of wine going to want that bottle holder? And is anyone who appreciates that bottle holder (especially at $29.00) going to want a good bottle of wine? I think not.
